Let's Start A Family

SkylaroseMalfoy wrote:

(XDD)

Puck: Hello, this is the Puckasaurus. How may I help you? (Sidenote: Headcanon for puck is that he WILL ALWAYS BE a Puckasaurus)

Kurt: *chuckles slightly at that*

(OH GOD. XD)

Finn: *laughs a little* Hey man, what's up?
(KEEPIN; IT CASUAL FIRST XD)

Nicole-la wrote:

(OH GOD. XD)

Finn: *laughs a little* Hey man, what's up?
(KEEPIN; IT CASUAL FIRST XD)

Puck: Finn? Hey man, nothing's really going on. Just chillin, watching the game. How about you?

SkylaroseMalfoy wrote:

Puck: Finn? Hey man, nothing's really going on. Just chillin, watching the game. How about you?

Finn: Oh nothing really... Except me abd Kurt had a baby. *Bites his lip to keep from laughing*



(XDDDD)

Nicole-la wrote:

Finn: Oh nothing really... Except me abd Kurt had a baby. *Bites his lip to keep from laughing*

(XDDDD)

Kurt: *puts a hand over his mouth to muffle his laughter*

Puck: Oh that's cool... Wait WHAT? Kurt and you had a baby? But, dude, doesn't that shit take, like, 9 months or something? And sex... Oh god, picturing gay sex...

SkylaroseMalfoy wrote:

Kurt: *puts a hand over his mouth to muffle his laughter*

Puck: Oh that's cool... Wait WHAT? Kurt and you had a baby? But, dude, doesn't that shit take, like, 9 months or something? And sex... Oh god, picturing gay sex...

(I AM DYING)

Finn: *Can't help but to just BURST out laughing* DUDE. *laughs, oh God, this is classic. XDD*

Nicole-la wrote:

(I AM DYING)

Finn: *Can't help but to just BURST out laughing* DUDE. *laughs, oh God, this is classic. XDD*

Kurt: *is hysterical laughing* He is so...Oh my God.

Puck: What?! Why are you laughing at me? Dude, did you, like, actually not have a kid or...?

SkylaroseMalfoy wrote:

Kurt: *is hysterical laughing* He is so...Oh my God.

Puck: What?! Why are you laughing at me? Dude, did you, like, actually not have a kid or...?

Finn: *Stops laughing long enough to spit out* Guys can't get preganet, dude! *Continues with the luaghter*

[quote="Nicole-la"]

SkylaroseMalfoy wrote:

Kurt: *is hysterical laughing* He is so...Oh my God.

Puck: What?! Why are you laughing at me? Dude, did you, like, actually not have a kid or...?

Finn: *Stops laughing long enough to say* Guys can't get pregnant, dude! *laughs*

Nicole-la wrote:

Finn: *Stops laughing long enough to say* Guys can't get pregnant, dude! *laughs*

Puck: ...Oh.. Wait, since like, when?

SkylaroseMalfoy wrote:

Puck: ...Oh.. Wait, since like, when?

Finn: Since, like, forever, dude! *Laughs* But seriously, while Kurt didn't have a baby, we did adopt one. *smiles at Kurt*

Nicole-la wrote:

Finn: Since, like, forever, dude! *Laughs* But seriously, while Kurt didn't have a baby, we did adopt one. *smiles at Kurt*

Puck: So you do have a baby! That's cool. Is it a boy or girl? What's it's name? Is it cute? Can I see it? I promise I won't like drop it or mess up it's mind or anything.

SkylaroseMalfoy wrote:

Puck: So you do have a baby! That's cool. Is it a boy or girl? What's it's name? Is it cute? Can I see it? I promise I won't like drop it or mess up it's mind or anything.

Finn: *laughs at the amount of questions in less then 30 seconds, he smiles* It's a beautiful baby girl named Stefani. And of course you can see her, man! *then looks at Kurt with a expression and a smirk that reads 'but should we really let him hold her?'*

Nicole-la wrote:

Finn: *laughs at the amount of questions in less then 30 seconds, he smiles* It's a beautiful baby girl named Stefani. And of course you can see her, man! *then looks at Kurt with a expression and a smirk that reads 'but should we really let him hold her?'*

Kurt: *laughs a little then thinks for a moment, then nods his head "yes", slowly*

Puck: Awesome! Dude, when can I come to see her?

SkylaroseMalfoy wrote:

Kurt: *laughs a little then thinks for a moment, then nods his head "yes", slowly*

Puck: Awesome! Dude, when can I come to see her?

Finn: Um, well, if I am right, we're ain't doing anything today, *Right?* so, today if you want. *smirks*

Nicole-la wrote:

Finn: Um, well, if I am right, we're ain't doing anything today, *Right?* so, today if you want. *smirks*

Puck: Okay, man, I'll be right over. *hangs up*

SkylaroseMalfoy wrote:

Puck: Okay, man, I'll be right over. *hangs up*

Finn: *Hangs up and laughs* For one, that was classic, and second, who knew Puck would get so excited about a baby? *smirks*

Nicole-la wrote:

Finn: *Hangs up and laughs* For one, that was classic, and second, who knew Puck would get so excited about a baby? *smirks*

Kurt: *shrugs* A new brain for him to try to mold? *Smirks*

SkylaroseMalfoy wrote:

Kurt: *shrugs* A new brain for him to try to mold? *Smirks*

Finn: *laughs a little* He is probably planning on how to turn our child into a mini-him, fast and quick, right this moment. *smirks*

Nicole-la wrote:

Finn: *laughs a little* He is probably planning on how to turn our child into a mini-him, fast and quick, right this moment. *smirks*

Kurt: *smirks* If he thinks he is forming our little girl into a mini Puckerman, meaning she'd pretty much be Santana, I will kill him with my bear hands.

SkylaroseMalfoy wrote:

Kurt: *smirks* If he thinks he is forming our little girl into a mini Puckerman, meaning she'd pretty much be Santana, I will kill him with my bear hands.

Finn: *laughs* I am sure you would... And I am sure you are also going to have shopping spree's for her when she is older. *smirks*

Nicole-la wrote:

Finn: *laughs* I am sure you would... And I am sure you are also going to have shopping spree's for her when she is older. *smirks*

Kurt: *smirks* Hey, she's my daughter. I'm allowed to teach her to love designer clothes.

SkylaroseMalfoy wrote:

Kurt: *smirks* Hey, she's my daughter. I'm allowed to teach her to love designer clothes.

Finn: *smiles* Hey, I ain't bashing, she'll be the most fashionable kid at her school. *smirks*

Nicole-la wrote:

Finn: *smiles* Hey, I ain't bashing, she'll be the most fashionable kid at her school. *smirks*

(We should so do something like when she goes to school and her teacher or someone being weirded out by the fact she has two dads)
Kurt: Obviously. *smiles*

Puck: *is knocking on the door*

SkylaroseMalfoy wrote:

(We should so do something like when she goes to school and her teacher or someone being weirded out by the fact she has two dads)

Kurt: Obviously. *smiles*

Puck: *is knocking on the door*

(FUCK. YES.)

Finn: Oh, he's here... That was fast. *gets up and goes to the door opening it* Hey dude!

Nicole-la wrote:

(FUCK. YES.)

Finn: Oh, he's here... That was fast. *gets up and goes to the door opening it* Hey dude!

Kurt: *follows after Finn*

Puck: Hey man! *goes into the house* Hey Kurt. Where's the baby?